Friday, August 28, 2015

The Perils of Going Viral

These days, much of social media frustrates and vexes me. Uncouth language, a lack of compassion, an annoying overuse of internet clichés ("epic fail," etc.), and an inability to read past the headline all tempt me to raise my voice- a voice crying in the wilderness, but a voice nonetheless. However, it took a letter written by a self-congratulatory parent to a school administrator that (wait for it) "went viral" which spurred me to write my first blog in over two years.
  
A Pennsylvania parent named Mike Rossi, apparently vexed at a brief, didactic letter mailed to him by an elementary school principal informing him that the three days missed by his children during the school year for a family trip to Boston to watch him run in the 2015 Boston Marathon would not be excused, decided to post onto Facebook the letter and his written response.
  
Mr. Rossi's response began with, in essence, a belittling of the value of going to school by claiming his children "learned as much in the five days (in Boston) as they would in an entire year of school." Hmmm.  Interesting. Is he saying that we can phase out the 180-day school year in favor of a five-day sojourn to Boston (a pleasant notion for most kids)?  Is this the secret of those countries currently ranked ahead of the United States in education?
  
More trip rationalization followed: "Our children had a once-in-a-lifetime experience (that) can't be duplicated in a classroom or read in a book." Echoing this notion, mirabile dictu, schools agree that some educational experiences cannot be duplicated in a classroom setting, which is why field (class) trips, where school officials agree to let a class or an entire grade enjoy a common learning experience outside of school grounds, were invented.
  
Mr. Rossi continued: "In the 3 days of school they missed (which consisted of standardized testing that they could take any time) they learned about dedication, commitment, love, perseverance, overcoming adversity, civic pride, patriotism, American history, culinary arts (culinary arts?), and physical education." Generally speaking, for obvious reasons, "standardized testing" should be administered to each student at the same time, which is why the same S.A.T. questions are not given on different test days.  However, as the exact nature of the standardized testing was not made clear, let's move along...
  
The next paragraph explained the true motivation for this entire enterprise: "(My kids) watched their father overcome injury, bad weather, the death of a loved one and many other obstacles to achieve an important personal goal." Actually, Mr. Rossi is not alone in the running community in attaching great importance to the value of their somewhat (I have to admit, being a runner myself- albeit one who will not qualify for the Boston Marathon anytime soon) self-indulgent running endeavors. More than one runner believes that each run they complete is a lasting inspiration to the lives of others.
  
One cannot quibble with the next three paragraphs: "They also experienced first-hand the love and support of thousands of others cheering on people with a common goal.
  
At the marathon, they watched blind runners, runners with prosthetic limbs and debilitating diseases and people running to raise money for great causes run in the most prestigious and historic marathon in the world.
  
They also paid tribute to the victims of a senseless act of terrorism and learned that no matter what evil may occur, terrorists can not deter the American spirit."
  
Redundancy followed ("These are things they won't ever truly learn in the classroom"), in case one did not understand beforehand that certain things cannot be learned in a classroom, or read in a book.
  
Details on the part of the vacation that most closely resembled a school class trip came next: "Our children walked the Freedom Trail, visited the site of the Boston Tea Party, the Boston Massacre and the graves of several signers of the Declaration of Independence... They also visited an aquarium (presumably the New England Aquarium), sampled great cuisine (presumably not the marine life at the New England Aquarium. Stop. Wait. Is this what he meant by "culinary arts"?) and spent many hours of physical activity walking and swimming." Now, I certainly see great educational merit in walking the Freedom Trail, which I did back in 1998, and I loved the New England Aquarium, by far the best aquarium I ever saw, and I encourage all families to travel to Historic Boston during spring or summer vacation.
  
However, making this trek during the school year is another matter. I wonder if the conservatives (the faction that responded most favorably to this letter, and who probably to a person consider themselves those who "play by the rules.") who relished both the subtle devaluation of education and the patriotic images of the letter would have responded as favorably if a parent had instead posted a letter explaining why they decided to pull their child out of school for three days to drive to Washington D.C. for a mass protest against, say, police brutality or a war and to drive around poorer neighborhoods, an experience that some would find just as patriotic and educational as the Boston trip of the Family Rossi.

After a brief blurb contradicting the first two paragraphs of the letter ("We appreciate the efforts of the wonderful teachers and staff and cherish the education they are receiving at Rydal Elementary School. We truly love our school"), Mr. Rossi reaffirmed the validity of the trip ("But I wouldn't hesitate to pull them out of school again for an experience like the one they had this past week."), a voyage that would have never been made if he hadn't "qualified" for the Boston Marathon (see epilogue), auxiliary benefits of the excursion aside.
  
He ended the letter with "Michael Rossi, Father," presumably because the elementary school principal dared to end her letter with "Rochelle Marbury, Principal," as if the principal should not have identified her position to distinguish herself from, say, the assistant principal or the janitor.
  
(Epilogue: there is now some doubt as to whether Mr. Rossi had even legitimately qualified for the Boston Marathon.  Please visit the website Letsrun dot com for some interesting circumstantial evidence. The lesson is this: if you take great pains to glorify yourself through Social Media, "haters" will take great pains of sometimes greater proportion to nullify these efforts.)