Fears (original post 3/15/09)

Brownstainaphobia: fear of being in a public restroom, doing a #2, and then realizing there's no toilet paper in your stall.

Snipaphobia: fear of having a vasectomy or circumcision performed on you against your will.

Ohotaphobia: fear of eating an extremely spicy food and then realizing there's nothing to drink.

Legtuckaphobia: fear of having your legs eaten while asleep after watching Jaws or an Animal Planet documentary on crocodiles or sharks.