Sunday, November 28, 2010

The Personal Ad That Didn't Work- originally posted 3/25/08

(FOR REASONS UNIMPORTANT TO GET INTO HERE, I WAS MOTIVATED TO WRITE A REPULSIVE PERSONALS AD. I TRIED NOT TO GO OVER-THE-TOP. LADIES, WOULD YOU LINE UP TO MEET GOOD OL’ BOB?)

Good Ol’ Boy
SWM, 37, Newark, Delaware

Seeks SWF who understands her role as being subservient to her man like the Good Book says. Must be willing to have sex whenever asked and must be able to assume the role of Bread Winner. Me? I am sincere, honest, with nice baby blue eyes, and a bit on the pudgy side. My hobbies are playing the dominant role in rough sex, watching football, playing X-Box, and reading Anti-Semitic literature. You should be into the same.

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